Plushenko, Meet Karma

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Remember the kid who whined when you would beat then at Sorry or Life?

Accusations of theft, high-jinx, and deception would surface. They’d say, “you didn’t deserve to win” or “you look at my cards.” And you, being the good sport, just bit your tongue, walking away a winner, leaving the whiner in their wake.

Well, it seems karma came returned to bite Evgeni Plushenko.

The International Skating Union (ISU) has stripped Russia’s Plushenko of his eligibility to compete as an amateur because he didn’t ask the Russian Figure Skating Federation for permission to skate in exhibitions. This makes him ineligible to compete in the 2014 Sochi Olympics and Grand Prix events, such as the Cup of Russia, unless the three-time world champion appeals the June 26, 2010 decision.

The ISU rules are to prevent amateur skaters from withdrawing from ISU sanctioned events, and then skating in non-sanctioned ISU exhibitions or shows for monetary gain.

Earlier this year, Joannie Rochette requested permission to skate a tribute to her mother on ABC’s Thin Ice. However, the ISU first denied Rochette because she had pulled out of the worlds in Turin, Italy due to the emotional stress from her mother’s death in Vancouver during the Olympics. But, the ISU relaxed ISU rule 136 for Rochette, allowing her to perform.

When Plushenko returned to the amateur ranks during the 2009/2010 season, he made waves for all the wrong reasons. At the 2010 Vancouver Olympics, before the men set a toe pick on the ice at the Pacific Coliseum, a four-way “Battle of the Brians” brewed between Plushenko, Canadian Patrick Chan, American Evan Lysacek, and France’s Brian Joubert.

Plushenko piddled on anyone who did not have quadruple jumps in their programs. He believed the quad was the future. He poo-poo’d the transitional moves, thinking he didn’t need them to win.

Canada’s Patrick Chan created some controversy himself by calling Plushenko’s style “old.” Clearly a skate blade-wheedling, snow-plowing pushing, guard-throwing, costume ripping battle was brewing in Vancouver.

In the end, the battle was fought only between Lysacek and Plushenko, with Chan and Joubert faltering in the short program. Chan sat in seventh, while Joubert was in 16th spot.

When Lysacek took to the ice, he eyes said he was ready to win. His program to Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov’s Scheherazade was flawless, brilliant, and artistic. While Lysacek didn’t have the quad, the entrances to his triples were difficult with spirals, three-turns, and other transitional moves.

When Plushenko hit the ice, he had a small chance at the Olympic title. However, the program he skated was front-loaded with sloppy jumps and suggestive blush-worthy choreography.

In the end, Lysacek was crowned the Olympic gold medallist, and Plushenko would settle for silver – a bitter pill for the 2006 Olympic champion to swallow. So bitter, that during the medal ceremony, Plushenko claimed he forgot he didn’t win and climbed onto the top spot of the podium in error.

Whether it’s a game of UNO, croquet, or Life – it’s not whether you win or lose, but how you act if you lose.